Michael Bloomberg: Gay-lover, Baby-killer, Jew.

John McCain: Loves PDA, hates teh gays.

“I think it’s a fundamental tenet of our party to be pro-life but that does not mean we exclude people from our party that are pro-choice. We just have a — albeit strong — but just it’s a disagreement. And I think Ridge is a great example of that. Far moreso than Bloomberg, because Bloomberg is pro-gay rights, pro, you know, a number of other issues.” – John McCain

Goddamn it! Why do Republicans make it so hard to follow who their god hates more? Its just fucking exhausting keeping up. I mean, here I was thinking that as alleged baby-killers, pro-choicers are worse than gays (due to the fact that fucking another dude/chick is decidedly not lethal). My fault for applying logic to the mental processes of crazy people.